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Whenever anyone is talking about how feminist Avatar is they always forget how within the first 4 minutes of the first episode Sokka says ‘Leave it to a girl to screw everything up’ and the Katara calls him sexist and gets so mad she destroys an iceberg and finds the Avatar and basically Katara calling Sokka out on his shit started the whole show
Tax credits for switching to mage-friendly energy sources.
Were-animals lobbying for lycanthropy to be part of ADA so they can get the days after full moons off.
NDN activists being rightfully pissed off at white green-witches for appropriating their rituals.
Immigrant magic users struggling to adapt to the way magic behaves in their new country.
Practitioners of certain types of magic being profiled as more likely to commit crime, and all the bitter in-jokes that result.
Wind-workers employed at airports to monitor take-offs and landings.
'Baby Merlin' videos which claim to help little children develop their magical potential.
Medical schools teach little magics like sealing cuts and dissolving clots as part of the standard curriculum.
Spiritualists who make 90% of their income acting as witness that ‘yes, the coroner did get the victim’s permission before preforming an autopsy.’
Rivalry between special effects technicians who primarily use magic and those that primarily use technology.
Public service announcements about what to do if you’re approached by the fae.
Lawyers who specialize in magical contract law.
Magazines tailored towards vampires with articles like ‘Keeping the spark between you and your donor,’ and ‘fashionable cover-ups for day-time travel.’
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
the last one lol
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
today i was called out for not being a “true fan” by a comics guy because i wearing hawkeye shirt. and not just any hawkeye shirt, mind you. a hawkeye shirt that i designed.
Fuck that store. Fuck that guy.
Eat him, gain his power.
Raise you hand if you ever fangirlied in the theater after seeing a preview for something you’ve been waiting for
Please you know it
i went and saw Catching Fire with two of my friends on the 22nd and there was a preview for Day of The Doctor
We fangirled so hard that the people next to us moved and forgot their popcorn.
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable